Friday, February 7, 2014

Lend me your time travel machine, not like H.G. Wells or Back in the Future but more like a REWIND device

I wish I can fuckin' time travel. Seriously. And that would be achieved by having my present body go on auto-pilot (the future soul of Jack Nicholson will jump in it and use it) and I'll have the invisible hands of time itself rewind including everything in the world, all that's in it! Dews will fall up from the leaf, the polar ice caps will grow, and the ozone will thicken. David Choe will go back to his prison in the Iron Fortress of Kosuge and I will go back to High School and then rewind some more and end up in Elementary School.

What would I do differently?

For one, I'd go to an elementary Chinese school. OOOOooh yea. You said it. Chinese, school!!! And I would be able to do away with a lot of the teasing and mocking that I got in the Philippines from having a Chinese last name.

Add to that, I'll get to learn Chinese.

On a second rehashing of my life (provided I can time travel 20 years back) I wouldn't do college in America. I'll work in America instead, but only after doing programming in the PH. That would rock better, perhaps.

There is something inspiring and cool about America (my country of birth). Something that can't be touched.

Third, before work I'd use that SCH scholarship and do three semesters in South Korea. I only used that scholarship once. But I'd really love to go there thrice!

I'd treat my parents a whole lot better if I can time travel back, start it all over again from age seven.